- cross-posted to:
- aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
- housing_bubble_2@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
- housing_bubble_2@lemmy.world
Stolen from here: https://social.marxist.network/@yogthos/113583918563324620
Stolen from here: https://social.marxist.network/@yogthos/113583918563324620
I would let anyone extend the bench but if the systems detects the user doesn’t have a valid subscription it folds back into the wall compressing the person into a chunky soup.
I would name these benches after our favorite economic model - the meat grinder.
The detection algorithm is also trash and may decide to eat you anyway, as well.
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
I would go sleep on one the night my subscription is about to expire.
Until they finally just make the suicide booths, people would just use your benches.
(I absolutely think we can/are able to normalise this)