• Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    1 year ago

    If I were the parent of that child, I would probably end up punishing that kid by making them clean up every single bit of it using only toothbrushes or something that would make it equally as hard to clean before grounding them for at the very least a week minimum for ruining the one place in the house I would consider sacred (as someone who likes to cook).

    Though I would probably also end up going back and re-cleaning just to be sure it actually is clean afterwards. I couldn’t cook in good faith if I am not sure the kitchen is clean enough to cook in.

    • Uniquitous@lemmy.one
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      1 year ago

      If I were the parent of that child I would contemplate my absolute failure as a parent, then go get a vasectomy to make sure it couldn’t happen again. Probably check the web for tuition prices for military schools while in the waiting room.

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      1 year ago

      This isn’t cleanable. That kitchen is destroyed as effectively as if it were burned.

      For white cabinetry to look nice as it does in the first Pic it has to be nearly pristine. Our eyes are very sensitive to mottling of color. There’s no way to get that brown stain and odor out of all that white cabinetry.

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      1 year ago

      Make that a month for him to learn not to waste food so stupidly. Orangutans are dying for this shit.