• @WarmSoda
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    296 months ago

    Dudes afraid of DHL.
    And you should be too.

    • @iheartneopets
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      126 months ago

      When I see that a company uses them, my stomach drops and I start evaluating if I really need that item or not.

      • @WarmSoda
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        106 months ago

        They’re great if you want something delivered 7 months from now. If it even makes it out of Germany.

    • I remember using DHL a lot when they were pretty newish because they were, at the time, so much better than both UPS and FedEx. They were cheaper, they were faster, and they didn’t just toss your shit out of the moving truck.

      • @WarmSoda
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        36 months ago

        Times changed a long time ago.

  • @Taniwha420@lemmy.world
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    226 months ago

    Is this comedy, or cross-cultural miscommunication? “I’m afraid,” leaves half the thought unexpressed. It relies on a cultural understanding of being afraid of the shame of saying, “no,” to someone.

    • JackGreenEarth
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      336 months ago

      Can’t it be both? The miscommunication is the comedy.

      • dreadgoat
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        76 months ago

        It’s comedy, but it’s not comedy heaven.

        In order to be comedy heaven it has to be a victim of comedy homicide. There is no homicide here, just a naturally funny situation.

        It’s a funny post but in the wrong place.

        • @glimse@lemmy.world
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          46 months ago

          If there’s one thing I learned on reddit, it’s that every community becomes homogenous once “close enough” posts are allowed so I completely approve of your criticism

    • @WarmSoda
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      116 months ago

      It’s one sentence, I’m afraid

      • @Taniwha420@lemmy.world
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        -46 months ago

        Grammatically it’s a full sentence, but part of the information intended to be conveyed is missing from that sentence. The person is not just stating, “I’m afraid.” Something about being unable to fulfill a request is making them afraid.

        • @WarmSoda
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          Do you always disect jokes to the point where there’s no humor left in it?

          I guess that’s not surprising for someone who’s name means a dangerous, predatory person that kidnaps women while high.

    • callyral [he/they]
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      76 months ago

      i think it’s because the “i’m afraid” got on the next line due to line wrapping which makes it seem like a separate phrase

    • @criticon@lemmy.ca
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      56 months ago

      “me temo que no hago envios a 🇪🇸” is a perfectly valid sentence in Spanish

    • MudMan
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      46 months ago

      I mean, it’s definitely a thing a Spanish speaker could easily get wrong. It could also be just a meme.

      • bananaghost
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        76 months ago

        Well, in spanish you can say “Me temo que no hago envíos internacionales.” Wich traslates as “I’m afraid that I don’t do international shipping.”
        So this is 100% for comedy purpose

        • MudMan
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          56 months ago

          I think the premise is that the person would be confused by ending the sentence with “I’m afraid”, especially since it’s on a second line by itself. It’s not that you can’t do it in Spanish, it’s just less natural and you’d really want to throw a comma in there.

          But now I’m overexplaining the joke meme.

    • Canadian_Cabinet
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      46 months ago

      Sadly, no. Spanish has this exact expression, “Me temo que no” means literally “I’m afraid not.”

    • Chariotwheel
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      16 months ago

      Not if you take this due to the line break as two different sentences.

      I don’t do international shipping[.] I’m afraid [of international shipping].

      You could interpret that as them being unfamiliar with international shipping or being scared of getting scammed across countries.