• ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    Gay coworker exists “Oh man oh man oh man! I’m fucked, what do I do? He’s gonna brainwash me into thinking he’s really hot. Oh no, it’s already working😨”

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Grown men growl and drink beer and get fat and never take a shower, unlike those lithe, tight, sexy, young gay men… oooooh god, I do so hate them gays… in their tight pants and their… their cute little hats.

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    Maybe he got confused, and thought he was in construction, but was actually a member of the village people? 🤔

    • Are_Euclidding_Me [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      Agreed. I’m still not quite sure I’ve understood. I think a few more periods helps? Like so:

      I worked construction. Had to get out. Saw the lgbtq moving in. They like to be around men and when we see that, you know why no grown man [will] act or behave like that.

      I still can’t quite parse it, but I guess this guy is suspicious of men who like hanging out with other men? But I guarantee if this guy has a wife that he hates her and all of her friends, so it’s not like he wants to hang out with women either. So I dunno, is southernpatriot13 a loner misanthrope? Or maybe he’s just being performatively angry on the internet. It’s probably that, really.

  • DankZedong @lemmygrad.ml
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    Reminds me of football when I was younger. After the match we all used to shower until at a certain point in growing up it was deemed ‘gay’ to wash your hair while standing naked with other men. And then everyone either stopped showering or showered with their underwear still on. God forbid they saw another man’s penis. I’d rather be sweaty and dirty than become one of them queer people.