• Captain Janeway@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    What parties are you attending that:

    1. Someone brings a dildo
    2. You describe that someone as just “a guy”

    Having a dildo is questionable enough. Not knowing the guy who has a dildo at your Christmas party is extremely questionable.

    • Kage520@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Eh, a couple years ago one of my brothers gifted another brother a dildo from “Santa”. I have 5 brothers, so no one knew for sure who did it. Much hilarity ensued.

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      10 months ago

      Mine

      I once decided to buy a dildo to spice up mine and my girlfriend’s bed play. Didn’t pay too much attention to the size, just saw positive reviews and clicked “buy now”. That’s how I ended up with a massive dildo in my mail. There’s no way it would fit her, nevermind me. But, it had a pump on it to simulate ejaculations, so it ended up being used as alcohol dispenser at our christmas party. And yes, there were more people than the two of us. It was certainly more usable than the menstrual whiskey cups that the other guy brought…

    • S_204
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      10 months ago

      Really fun ones.

      The guy in question is a firefighter.