This guy quaffs
I’LL OUT-QUAFF YOU AND ALL YOUR FRUITY FRIENDS
I challenge you to a quaff-off!
He was…thirsty
He’ll beach everybody off!
I gotta start calling people blatherskites. Been missing out.
Reminds me of DuckTales
Apparently, I need to watch the Ducktales reboot. Certainly do love David Tennant.
I’m not kidding when I say it’s better than the original. And not just because you get to hear David Tennant curse in PG all day.
Blackguards for me
Literally one guy: Man this is good whiskey, I could drink 2 or 3 of these…
John (Jack) Mackintosh: ANTE UP MOTHERFUCKER, YOUR ASS IS GRASS!
For those that are confused by the name change, Jack is an old nickname for John. It was most popular in the 17th century and has been on the decline since, so I don’t think many people today use it that way anymore. Or any people younger than 70, anyway.
Of a similar origin, there’s Jim for James, Dick for Richard (giggity), Harry for Henry, and Sally for Sarah, among others. I think some of these are more popular than others, but it seems to me that they are mostly out of use in general, though some of the nicknames live on as normal names.
Harry and Sally I never understood since they aren’t really nicknames and aren’t even shorter versions, they just sound like different names altogether.
I believe ‘Harry’ is the Welsh version of English ‘Henry’, & German ‘Heinrich’. … At least that’s the impression I got from Shakespeare’s ‘Henriad’ plays (H. IV 1-2, & H. V)
Correct, my uncle is john such and such the second after his pops but has gone by jack his whole life. He’s also a piece of shit but that’s beside the point
you could even go so far as to say he’s a Jack ass
I knew about it because of Jacksfilms. It makes no sense though. It’s got both the same number of syllables and letters. Jim and Dick make sense to me (and are also the only ones of these I feel like people know about in general.)
What I can’t quite make sense of, is how ‘James’ itself is a diminuitive of ‘Jacob’.
Bring your crew cuz you gonna out-quaffed, ya fuckin’ posers.
Out-quaffed himself of the knowledge whether he’s Jack or John
Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.
Do people not know that JFK was called Jack?
Not necessarily, it seems.
someone hasn’t read The Importance of Being Earnest.
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The last line repeating his name really brought the whole thing together. It was unnecessary but it also just had so much authority.
His name changed.
Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.
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Except that it’s the wrong name. Look again
Jack is John technically. That is how the name Jack works usually.
Hmm I didn’t know that. I’m not sure it was intentional here though
I see it as he is making sure you know it is him doing the boasting, so he is giving both of his names as to leesen any confusion, ha ha
cool t-shirt design
Do I really want to know what “quaff” is?
he quaffed pint after pint of good, good juice.
No, methinks I doth prefer mine earlier ignorance. :-P
It’s the male form of queef.
You havent truly lived unles youve farted through your dick hole
In the context of drinks it means to drink the drink quickly. I try not to quaff my beer as I want to enjoy its flavour
Quaffing a pint would be emptying a glass of beer like an Australian on a hot day
Too many people treat drinking like it’s some kind of contest imho - like, if you don’t enjoy the flavor, then why drink it, and if you do, then why … ah… quaff it?
On a hot day with a light beer? Because if you’ve been working in the heat, it is really nice and cold and cools you off, and when you drink it fast, you get a little buzz that makes the heat less obnoxious.
It’s not a competition, but sometimes you just sit one down in ya, then you sit down in it, and you enjoy the second one more slowly for different reasons, ya cunt.
Gas-bag?!? How dare you!
Am I a gravy trainer? How would I know if I was?
You 100% are. Any non-gravy trainer would has strong conviction that they’re not.
The doubt means you must be. Time to go get out quaffed.
I’m sorry you had to learn this way.