Hour 12 of Crusader Kings: “I married my sister, that’s so messed up!”

Hour 300 of Crusader Kings: “So, if I marry my great-granddaughter to my third cousin’s uncle and then marry them to the descendant of my illegitimate child then I can have a potential heir who is strong, genius, and has a claim to the Kingdom of France!”

CK III really does get you thinking like a Hapsburg.

Well, first, you have to get your horse into the position of Senator, then get her married.

After that, it’s pretty easy to get Rainbow Dash in the positions of Pope and Antipope.