• Vespair
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    7 months ago

    If you aren’t putting not just the seat but also the lid down, you’re just spraying your house with piss and shit particles.

    Close the lid before flushing, you uncouth animals

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      7 months ago

      And what if I want poop particles around my house huh? When was the last time you asked me

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        7 months ago

        Fair point. Hey !PatFussy, do you want disgusting shit particles flying all over your house?

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          7 months ago

          I do thanks. I like to keep a nice gloss of poo coating every inch of my bathroom. Is this not normal?

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            7 months ago

            Hmm. Okay, for a one-time payment of $8,000.00 I’ll pop over and install our patented “Discerning Shitter Filter,” guarantee to let only the tastiest of all shit particles enter your atmosphere

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      7 months ago

      But wait tho, does that mean some people never flush while they’re on the toilet? Like they keep sitting there in the poo smell? Unless you’re passing deer pellets and their presence underneath doesn’t begin to haunt your soul, you need to flush while you’re sitting there and not quite done.