• Kidplayer_666
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    7 months ago

    I love having the mental image of an ‘stralian getting out of his bedroom, gun in hand, yelling those little rascals are ruining his pet snake’s cheesecake

    • Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7 months ago

      We don’t really have guns here, so more like welding a cricket bat, and it’s his pet huntsman spider thank you very much

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    There used to be a group of Mormons around here that would knock on my door every other week to try and get me to go to their church. I’d told them at least 5 times that I really wasn’t interested but they just kept showing up. Finally one day they knocked on the door while I was cooking lunch and I’d had it. I said “look fellas, I’ve told you already you’re just wasting your own time here, and my taquitos are burning” and I slammed the door in their faces. That was the last time they ever stopped at my house lol