image: the head of an anime catgirl drawn in black and white blushing with her mouth open and tongue slightly out
text: u can be my pet I have a matrix room for most of my pets where u can talk about whatevs or get as kinky as u want or just go meow mew hugs u mrr all the time and worship me >:3 Actually everyone here is officially my pet now This cant be reverted
And also anyone that sees this post, u cant escape >:3
Help! I’m being domesticated!
There is no salvation, u r now my pet and u love it :3
nyaaa~~ :3
kisses ur forehead and rubs ur cheeks Haiiiii kitty hiiii kittycat hihihihihiiiii :D
mrrrrp =w=
petpetpetpetpetpetpet kittykittykittykittykittykittykitty!!! :3
You drive a hard bargain, I’m in
u dont have a choice anyway >:3
Do I get to poop in a box?
Of course! :3
Okay :3c
I see everyone (1) agrees, I consider the deal sealed :3
patpat gooood pet!! :D
Where’s my matrix invite
u can DM me! x3 there should be a “contact on Matrix” thingy in my profile but if u cant find it u can also just dm me on lemmy :p I have the probably bad habit of not sharing links to things I’ve done cuz Im worried the mods wont like that or something x3
Okai, if I must :3 …but where’s the matrix invite link??? uwu
Well I didnt just wanna put it in the post x3 cuz maybe the mods dont want that idk :p
But u can DM me on Matrix! :3 or lemmy if ur client doesnt have the little “contact on Matrix” button or whatevs, but it should be somewhere in my profile
Sorry can u repeat that? I don’t speak brat.
I dont repeat myself, and I didn’t ask for your aggrement, I just took it :3
The 2 tops in a sea of bottoms. Your battle will be legendary.
what battle? ;3
bratty little kittens such as yourself are lucky i’m not there to show them their place
i mean meww mrrp :3
Well done for taking ur words back! :D petpetpet its all good :3
The
deaddeed has been doneOur fates are sealed
The dead? someone died? o.O Ghost pets! :3
But yes indeed they r >:3
English is the only language i speak and i still suck at it lmao
Dont worry, I speak two languages and suck at both >v<
I’m gonna squirm away from you picking me up to cuddle like a scared kitty
Thats fine, I’ll give u nice food and slowly try to approach u until u’re comfy around me and them give u pets if u accept them :3
or just chain u up until u learn to love me >:3
it’s for the best tbh
Yup, u just didnt know it until now but actually u rlly rlly wanted to be my pet and were waiting for this post :3
Source: [Hypnotization noises >:3]
:3 nuh uh
srry what was that? Im not good at pet language but I’m going to guess u didnt dare say no to me, not like I was asking a question anyway :3
Oh no, whatever shall I do?
Nothing, everything is alright, nothing is wrong :3
Oki, if you say so :3
Exactly! :D here’s some petting for trusting me (as u should) petpetpetpet :3
Yay :3
meow
patpat good kitty! :3
Just give me some vodka and we’re chill
hands vodka
Glad to do business with u! :D
Meow
petpet u’re welcome! :3
meow meow
pet pet! :3