guarantor countries (🇨🇳🇺🇸🇫🇷🇬🇧🇹🇷) obliged to intervene within 3 days if Russia invades

Or if Ukraine attacks, which imo is the much more likely risk, as they were the ones who couldn’t uphold the Minsk agreements

Sorry, best we can do is millions of dead/displaced people and a few hundred billion for our MIC.

There’s a lot to like on the list. However rewarding Russia sets a quite problematic precedent; USA/China/Israel could just follow the same style and grab their own Crimea (or Russia to move on to the next target) from a neighbor. Too bad the current occupied territories have had their population moved or murdered, otherwise third parties could protect referendums if the people would’ve really wanted to secede and gain independence from Ukraine.