• TokenBoomer@lemmy.world
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    Satan made them cute, and sexy, and muscular. With perfect hair and perfect teeth. Always mocking me with their cute butts and endearing smiles. Damn you Ned Flanders!

  • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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    Easy. The devil made them tempting so that the faithful fall for them into sin.

    Edit: Do people really think this is a serious answer? So much for people here not liking ‘/s’

    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      Wheels within wheels thinking right there. Was that before or after he inserted evidence of evolution in the DNA and RNA of every living critter plus viruses, buried all those fossils, messed with the isotopes of every single carbon atom we have found, and morphed the physical forms of all of life just so a small group of people would lose their faith?

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        Some act feminine. I even mistook one as a woman. I am not trying to be insulting of course.

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          In couples it’s frequent that the two parts mimic the heterosexual roles. I don’t have sources, but I personally believe it’s more a social conformance.