• Dasnap@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Me when I discover that yet another fantasy race had racist undertones the entire time.

  • DrQuint@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    I prefer transmuting goblin to gold. Quite a curious spell, only works on those who mock magic.

  • Zink@pawb.social
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    1 year ago

    Lead into gold is extremely expensive, even to the point where it outweighs the price of the gold result.

  • Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    I have that picture as a poster that I’ve had for at least 30 years now! Crazy seeing it used as a meme. I gave it to my little brother and he has it on his wall now.

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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    1 year ago

    Bah! Wizards! With their eyes weak from reading faded scrolls by candlelight, caring for their precious book so they can even hope to cast a spell, minds rotten by words learned and forgotten only to be learned once more.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to try to open a door without setting the building on fire again.

    -A Wild Sorcerer