They already count landlords

Britain will begin counting illegal drugs and prostitution when assessing the growth of its economy

You can’t both do this and have drug laws worse than the fucking US. Reeks of how people were still in prison for cannabis possession while rich failchildren were opening dispensaries in newly legal states.

OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FER THAT CROIME???

Legalize the thieves’ guild and tax the rat breeders!

Looking forward to opening Tradle and guessing which country’s primary export is crime.

Might aswell legalize drugs / prostitution and count it legit

Ankh Morpork was supposed to be a parody