• GBU_28
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    2 months ago

    Meh going on 20 years together, we keep the farts outside and the bathroom door shut.

    Of course in that time we’ve seen it all, such as helping the other during a terrible flu or post surgery or food poisoning. It’s not like poop doesn’t happen, we just don’t make it “normal” to do bathroom stuff in front of each other.

    Some privacy works for us

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        2 months ago

        Like, if my wife farted in front of me I wouldn’t be rude, or shame her or something. We just are both aligned that that isn’t a team sport lol

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        2 months ago

        At least of the room, I generally just go to the bathroom. If it’s a nice day, sure, why not step on the back porch?

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            2 months ago

            Just don’t want my wife’s day to smell like the literal inside of my asshole

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                2 months ago

                I don’t want her to go through her day with the inside of my asshole as the aroma

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                  2 months ago

                  Your farts have some serious staying power. Mine linger only a few minutes, it’s disappointing

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    2 months ago

    2nd panel: Wife taking a shit, me standing right next to her “Check out this meme.” “Heh.”

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    2 months ago

    Yeah no not in a million years, I’m not a farm animal

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    2 months ago

    Sorry, no. I’ve been with my wife for 20 years and I’ve never even heard her fart. I like it that way. I guess some of you guys have different boundaries, but pooping in private is a big one for me.

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      2 months ago

      Gotta admit. It’s kinda weird how much some people lean into shit and flatulence and poop etc. like they seem to be very comfortable to the extent that they really want the world to be more shitty than it needs to be.

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      2 months ago

      I’d get such a sore stomach from having to hide my farts at home

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    2 months ago

    Door shut for me. My poops smell awful, and I don’t want the cats rubbing against me when I’m trying to poop and one time, they tried to bat at my piss stream.