Good god is that a facehugger?
too much mustard
I hate to tell you this, but that’s not mustard, that’s cheese.
(I’m actually mostly grossed out by it because 
. I actually really like a (vegan) shitty cheese sauce.)*cheese-flavored food product
why you… why you gotta write it like that
I made some really good vegan nacho cheese once. Made from cashews
That has to be ai generated right?..right??
Nope, it is real
Oh no
The only good thing about American culture is the food and the beer
“beer” - you mean the piss they call that way?
It’s cold and it’s ready okay?
Bud Light drinker spotted
Try drinking a Bell’s Two-Hearted and tell me it tastes like pisswater. I’m not saying it’s for everyone but it’s definitely got some taste to it
Worse: German.
My body, my choice. And I’m fucking making choices over here!
