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RATIONAL/LOGICAL
You: 80 (superior tactics)
Her: 15 (emotional, reactive)EMOTIONAL REGULATION
You: 70 (cold, intermittent bursts of anger)
Her: 10 (in the middle of a panic attack)VICTIM MENTALITY
You: 0 (the exact opposite of a victim and knows it)
Her: 85 (default mode of victimhood)CONFLICT HANDLING
You: 100 (extremely direct)
Her: 30 (focusses on past, but quick to refocuss priorities)HIT POINTS
You: 100 (full health)
Her: 15 (bleeding out from a gunshot wound, about to pass out)She’s entitled to a “default mode of victimhood”! She is your victim!
It’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?
Still called her a girl though. Unless he’s really dating someone underage. I guess he might be.
Idk boy/girl are pretty commonly used to describe youngish adults, especially romantic partners.
True, but he seems like the kind of person who would say man and girl.
AI told him not to use that word
He’s on the hunt for that one special female who’s really, really into Ferengi.
…and then I pack up my juicer, my humidifier, my dehumidifier, and leave.
Men will do anything except go to therapy
“Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!”
This is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope
Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope
Five percent incel, fifty percent lame
And a hundred percent reason to forget his name
I see you’re a person of culture. I like it
“When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it’s a brutal mog.”
“brutal mog, sir”
“As you can see, the computer clearly indicates I’m the winner of this discussion. Once you’ve talked to the AI and understand your failures, we can talk.”
Sounds like he’s a lot of fun.
The instant somebody releases a chat GPT powered sex doll I bet he’ll be the first person in line with a pre-order.
How interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases
self-dodging bullet
This is somehow even sadder than “I have depicted you as the wojak”.
“I contracted the least efficient computer possible to depict myself as the chad, therefore I win.”
Your significant other now knows what it’s like to date a computer, this is not a compliment.
jesus fuck so many parts of this are psychic injury
the account name, the presumption of “oh yeah my opinion is right”, the very nature of this person’s “engagement” (quotes intentional) with conflict, the deference to non-authority (holy fuck how the fuck is it that we have worse than the personal-abdication of christianity (oh right, it’s mcfuckingsaltman’s fault))…
I want to say “some of these people are in desperate need of a hug”, but then as a friend of mine pointed out recently: “maybe if they weren’t all such self-loathing pieces of shit they may actually get a hug”
jfc I just noticed the account name 🤦
The Dao that posts through it on Twitter is not the true dao
1000% chance it’s Distributed Autonomous Organization (cryptoshit) and not the one and true Way.
Shit, someone make me a time machine so I can go make a joke back in 2016 when it would have been relevant.
Literally
