Hello ya wafflebums. This glorious table was originally posted by https://old.reddit.com/user/antonionb when reddit made these things possible before douchewit u/spez ruined it.
dumbnozzle — an orifice that emits stupidity.
scumwit — a person who thinks badly of everyone.
douchesucker — a person who is fooled by advertisements for douches; thus, a person with inadequate sexual education.
dipbag — a container of chewing tobacco.
dipsucker — a user of chewing tobacco.
dirthat — a proverbial “ostrich”; one who buries their head in the sand, thus having dirt for a hat.
trumpnozzle — an orifice that emits fascism.
wankclown — an erotic performer in unfortunate makeup.Interesting that “ass ass” was used. Would be interesting too if this was recreated and you could click on a search for that exact term for all instances of those combos being used.
You know, I’d have thought Fuck goblin would have been more prolific than dick waffle.
[removed] is missing
Scumwit kinda goes hard
I’d have thought “wanksucker” would have been used more.
Personally I’m digging on “Wank-clown”
I’m happy to see that “lib goblin” never caught on
Wankclown and trumpgoblin are underused. We should fix that
Reddit mods are scumwits
It’s time to bring back “poop clown.”
