Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: well, that would put us somewhere after the first major food shortage and before the execution of the atheists. Right around the time the birds all die. I’ll be living in my car by then. Why do you ask?

Only sensible answer for such bullshit question

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If it’s a gamma blast, shielding your eyes would do nothing.

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“I’m excellent, but if you don’t get behind me and take cover I’m concerned you won’t make it through this interview”

Well if I have won the lottery by then. Far away from here.