The kingdom surely shall fall after this grave incident
Yea they’re not aligned shut up
The white King, heartbroken and disillusioned with his future prospects, lost in a dreary mist of drug-fuelled degeneracy, stuck in the throes of a severe midlife crisis, summons his best friend, his confidant, his ride or die BRO to cheer him up. Ke8 to e1.
After failing inspections time after time, one of black’s towers collapses on top of a horse and a pawn - R½g7½g8
King marries the horse to fill the void in his life created by the queens departure
No ____ like horse ____
White Queen redecorates her half of the board in hot pink to celebrate her newfound freedom, White King slips into alcoholism as his best bro Black King looks on awkwardly
Black queen jumps onto black tower to lament her and the king having grown apart.
Blue Kingdom shows up from the right
The fire nation attacks from H5
Pawns begin a line dance to Achy Braky Heart when Billy Ray Cyrus appears on the board.
O-O
Rook h4, rook h5 ;)
Did the White King really get a divorce?
Ikr, kinda feels like they only separated. How did they divide property? What about the kids?
Queen must have filed for alimony.
