:soypoint-1: :smuglord: :soypoint-2:
To be honest, I forgot
You landing on your feet? Pffft
Be like me, land on someone else’s feet
IP Infringement
I like the part where she
Imagine just someone name Mario and he’s get Nintendo message to bring him to court.
That pink cotton in the walls tastes so good
Warhammer lore tl;dr: Two nerds wanted a backstory about why their little plastic men were fighting and never stopped writing it.
Just learned about theremins. Goddam. this whole time I thought they were just hiring the lady with the highest pitched voice
If you rearrange the letters in Genshin Impact it says “Matching Penis”
I’m a lover of mushrooms
Learned from a youtube that cats like it when u rub ur beard on them cause its rough like a cats tongue, so I tried it on my sisters cat and goddamn I’ve never seen that cat purr so loudly
Fuckin bozo opened up the ark of the covenant and got mad it melted her face
according to modern legal definitions, it IS Smeagol’s ring
Warlock when the Peacelock walks in:
Hey, remember that game we used to play where we pretended to be baby raccoons and mom would throw food at us?