Hey remember 9/11?

I’m interested

How does Linux fix this?

Are snails the new sharks? I’m only bi so I don’t get all the newsletters.

Well yeah you have all those electric boats sinking

Throw radios in the ocean?

Firefox users were too cocky and wouldn’t shut up about how amazing it is. The universe took them down a peg.

Do you hear that Linux users?

Woo frog snort

Is the health department rotating constantly too?

Holy shit

Nah there’s a third fucker too. Fuck that guy.

I recently read about The war Scotland is having with gray squirrels and for some reason it made me feel really patriotic.

How does a place get a reputation like that and still exist

They have not seen the light

Oh good he’s growing sex drugs

I’m going to end up reading about you in the future, aren’t I?

It was the first for me and I was not mentally prepared for it to jump out at me like that

If you’re going to be a James Bond villain you need a name. I suggest the mind goblin

This is the single most horrible thing I’m going to send to every single person I know

This ends on the news.