Yes they are here to kiss boy

Chuds don’t know pee is stored in the balls

That’s exactly what I’m gonna do

I’m sad this book doesn’t exist every time I see it

I already knew it

We’ll give every adult at retirement age exactly one Beanis if they are a pell grant recipient who owns a small business that employs exactly 5 of their own children

That beanis is reserved for Stalin to go along with his giant spoon, sorry

Welcome to the tankie club. We really don’t want violence and disaster, we just recognize that it’s the only way capital is going to give the power back… through violent organized force or by violent disorganized collapse. We prefer the organized option so we actually build something better back!

And if you don’t that’s okay we got more at the Beanis store and one of them has your name on it

“Opinion” yeah that’s right because honestly we can’t be totally sure that he’s not

Be a man and vote for the most masculine thing around: genocide!

Bit idea: Keep electing increasingly more corrupt assholes until there is literally nothing left of Western society

Pretty sure we still got this just not in official media

“We should be upset about Nazis killing Nazis” and other things only completely brain dead libs believe