But my point is that you look at what I described, and realize what it would take to pull that off. First off, you need a fanbase sizable enough to do something like that. You also need the cash flow, and distribution to produce essentially 4 weekly TV shows all at the same time. Obviously it couldn’t be live, but it is still 4 different venues in 4 different countries, with international travel for at least a portion of the roster on a weekly basis.

And I don’t think that’s possible once you realize how low budget and limited their logistics are.

I always read it in Dr Weird’s voice.

“Gentlemen…BEHOLD!!! I have transfered our spirits into these ordinary housecats!!!”

“Errrm…cool I guess. But why?”

“So I can touch your butthole Steve!!! And without vocal chords, HR will never be able to understand your complaints!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!”

My name is…

New rule. Every politician needs a heat signature based gps monitored butt plug inside them at all times.

That way their thumbs are always free.

Can I pick neither? I’m more of a Barqs man.

I mean, you’re not wrong, but why be that guy? We all knew what was being said.

It doesn’t. Linux doesn’t fix anything…

What about the keyboard?

At age 6, I was born without a face.

You guys are going about this all wrong. All you gotta do is connect your smart tv to the internet. Don’t use pihole. Let your tv communicate exactly how it wants to. Then buy some DVDs of local indy pro wrestling. The kind where women staple each other with staple guns, and smash light tubes over each others heads and bleed profusely.

Now…why would you do this? Because advertisers HATE advertising with pro wrestling. They also have nothing TO advertise for women with bloody faces, and broken noses.

Let THAT data get back to them. Who’s going to advertise to the guy who watches pro-wrestling from a high school gym where women leave pools of blood on the ground??? If everyone did this, for 10 hours a day, advertisers would deem the American market not worth the money to advertise to.

I have one that you may not like, but fits your description.

I don’t know what wordpress is, so I would suggest just not bothering at all with whatever that is. Maybe use wordpad.

Man wants to watch some kinky shit.

I kind of wish stardom would create a mexican, an american, and a british promotion in the same vein. And their weekly TV show would feature 8 matches per week. 5 of them in their native countries promotion (So Stardom USA would get 5 matches featuring Stardom USA wrestlers). The other 3 matches would be 1 a piece per the other 3 locations. So 1 English, 1 Mexican, and 1 Japanese match per week.

And every week YOUR promotion would have 1 of the 5 local region matches be the SPOTLIGHT MATCH OF THE WEEK! And what that means is, that match would be shown in the other 3 regions as part of their 3 foreign matches every week.

And each region could have their top belt. So like Stardom American champion. But all 4 of those top belts would be one step below the Stardom World title (or whatever their top belt now is called). And that champion travels region to region for short bursts, but traditionally stays in her own territory.

And then…I turn on a stardom show, and see that they’re broadcasting out of a middle school gym. Oh. I honestly thought stardom was bigger in Japan. Maybe I’m just romanticising it in my own mind to think it was arena shows.

We live in a world where “Haitian-American population throws cats and dogs at former presidents rally” could be a real thing, and although absurd would still make sense.

Two months ago, you’d say “username is relevant” about my comment here. NOW you’d say “Ehhhhh, I can’t tell if that would be a real headline, or an onion headline…”

And that’s the world we live in. One in which the onion headlines could very easily be legitimate news. News that drives you to booze.

I still say it should be legal to carry a bottle of lemon juice, and a tiny squirt gun. They start singing, with their mouth wide open, singing horribly, that when you squirt them. Right in the eyes.

He’s not going to die of stickyness, and you don’t even know if he’s an organ donor!

I’m starting to think there’s a conspiracy theory spread by big grass, that encourages people to touch grass. This is because grass is now grown with AI, and needs to learn tactile touch senses.

And one day, Poison Ivy will come around, and use grass to kill all humans as revenge for global warming.

With hookers and blackjack?

Who are these people who go to dollar tree to get laid??? I don’t even trust their refridgeratables!

As long as he doesn’t fuck with Everette True. He may be over 100 years old, and a fictional comic character, but I’d still expect Everette True would still wallop JD “no couch is safe from me, not even former Cleveland Browns QB Tim Couch” Vance.

Hey! Whoa! Why is the uncle always thought of as the creepy one??? If pornhub is anything to go off of, it’s always step-parents and step-sibblings that do the creepy things. Uncles rarely if ever are part of it.