Police are still at work on establishing a motive.

I’m here for H.P. Lovecraft’s Pine Barrens.

Goodbyio

Agadoo intensifies

“Yeah, I’m really getting into non-black-hole stellar mass singularities at the moment. You’ve probably never heard of it.”

Beans on toast is amazing, even without grated cheese, Worcester sauce etc. Have you ever even had it?

I don’t get it either. It’s not like he’s called Wanker or anything.

Well, I’m standing here, what do I see? A big nothing threatening me

But Neil Armstrongs backwards is “Sgnorts Mr Alien”.

Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.

This will make a useful crib sheet for reading the causes of death in the US next year under Health Tsar RFK Jnr .

It’s way less alarming if you explain that you won’t actually eat the bread.

Spoilers!

Mum: We have a left wing government at home. The Left wing government at home:

At least Kurt never lived to see toddlers in high street Nirvana t-shirts.

Did anyone else think this was going to be Mr Brightside?

They should crunch because they want great abs.

They should include all the Roman forts marked on the OS map, and when you go there there’s only the slightest hint of rectangular mounds in the field. Also, it should be “British, Yorkshire and Irish Islands”, if we’re going to keeping expanding it based on levels of beef.

Makes you wonder what the first cat did to be replaced by the time the second picture was taken.

We’d still say “done away with themself”.