I’m not putting my dick anywhere a $60/hr escort.

They probably smell the same too.

I was waiting for the guy to get slammed into the table.

How do you keep the shit smell in after you drop a real stinky pickle?

It’s human rights not politics.

Isn’t that the criminal that Trump pardoned?

Is he allowed into France?

No, this person is denying other people’s right to exist.

I think cutting them out completely is the right move.

Actually it’s a cold climate, in temperate ones it touches the ground.

I think that’s a clam slam.

He won according to the rules of the contest.

That’s literally all that matters.

No, the American people voted in Donald Trump.

Both the popular vote and the electoral college.

America wanted him in.

It’s the will of the people.

Are you calling me a turkeyfucker?

Sex has been plentiful and my turkey moist.

Hope you’re doing well too!

I love how Republicans point out Toronto’s gun problem but never talk about where the criminals got the guns…

Copious use of AI will fix that.

They can go to most doctors for free (generally not dentists or therapists though) but the medications cost a lot without private insurance.

You have gained freedom.

Have a friendsgiving with people who deserve it.

If you like slightly runny yolks, cut back boil time like a minute then refrigerate them for a couple hours before you deep fry.