The consequences: none

I wish I could say that I’m more shocked than I actually am.

OK, cool. Good to know! Thank you!

Didn’t know that. I’ll give it a try. Thanks!

It was doing that for me so often that it became unusable for me.

I’m into that shit

(or at least I was in my 20s and 30s)

Suka suka suka suka suka suka suka BLYATMAAAAN

“You’ve been asleep for 100 years. Welcome to Walmart. I love you.”

I wonder if they could somehow carve out a thin path down to Atlanta and include us. Pls.

Love this!

I really like this! What did you use to draw this?

Gorilla infestations again!

Also, anyone notice that this took place in Roanoke, VA? Where they’re especially known for gorilla attacks?

Legit LOLed at this bit:

“I noticed that David had lost a lot of weight over the past couple of months, especially when he came in with his arm torn off,” fellow claims adjuster Kevin Delano said.

Yao Ming: 😉😏

I kind of knew something was off, but then I got to the sunglasses and realized.

Oh, good. This way we’ll be able to borrow more money to try to pay off the medical debt and dig ourselves into a deeper hole. Perfect.

I think he’s a good actor. Apparently he’s a big nerd, too (I say that as a compliment). He owns a D&D themed whiskey company.

https://questsendwhiskey.com/

“My wife and I noticed you from across the bar and thought you looked quite honorable. Would you like to go back to our place with us and seek some glory?”

Same. It’s like a warning that I am possibly not correct.