I use a laptop hooked up to my TV which is vastly superior in the most important way for me: ad blocking.

Just picked this up. Thanks for the tip.

Our government is basically the WWE now.

Probably just random gang violence.

I live several thousand miles away from NYPD jurisdiction. What are they going to do, call me back to scold me?

I love French wine, like I the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

There’s a public, digital record of one and a very slim chance (for most people) that anyone who would care is listening to the other.

How much extra if I want you to eat nothing but asparagus for a day prior? Also, can the grave be open and does the person inside need to be dead?

She’s also a cult member.

So she knew he was receiving threats because of lack of coverage and still had the audacity to refer to the shooting as “senseless.”

One of the definitions of authoritarian is characterized by or favoring obedience. That being said, I’m just making a joke and I’m way to sober right now to properly debate this.

I mean kind of. Dogs love to please humans and mine will literally lick boots.

That’s exactly what I’ve been saying and that’s the best case scenario.

I agree. That wouldn’t be nearly painful enough.

Just a little facism… as a treat.

I know I should not rub that kitty’s belly but…

Hey, my opinions are awesome but you are correct about the shitting and laziness.

He could rape a woman in public, on video, and Trump voters, senators, and house representatives will howl at “fake news!” cheer him on and instate him as Secretary of Defense anyway.

FTFY

Ah yes, the Nintendo method of preservation.

And even if it heals, the medical bills will wreck us.