d i s c o m b o b u l a t e

yes, and it’s one he would prefer didn’t exist.

share it with your friends!

if I may interject with a suggestion going forwards, I usually add one of these to a comment when I’m being a smartass

then again you may find it funnier to omit that, I’m not your dad, do what you want.

Following several arrests and extraditions, it was concluded that the then-41-year-old Dr. was “mentally unfit to stand trial” by a London psychiatrist, and prior to the trial, had been witnessed wearing condoms on his nose, carrying a cardboard box, and other extremely odd behaviors that diverted him from prison to London’s Mausley Hospital.

Now, I’m not saying he was normal. But uh… carrying a cardboard box is an “extremely odd behavior”? By that metric, almost anyone could qualify for a cot in the mental ward.

if it’s higher than $60, R* can lick my taint.

in fact, if the online is as ridden with issues as 5’s online has been, I’ll probably just pirate it. Why would I want to pay $60+ just so I can get squeezed for even more money via microtransactions; and having to pay even more for a mod menu, just to exist in a server without being hassled? Fuck that with a rusty fork.

Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.

Seconded

I just hope Trump’s senior moments don’t get us all killed. I mean, his lucid thoughts are bad enough.

“not acting like an insufferable twat”

hexbear

yeah no. Funny, good try, but no.

This post goes into detail about some of his shenanigans. Short version is he’s a ban-evading right-wing troll who pretended to be a big third party supporter up until the election, and now just regurgitates right wing trash all day.

it was a good few years for fucking around, here’s to a very merry finding out.

fun fact: you can want everyone’s needs to be met while also being allowed to criticize China, Russia, and while not acting like an insufferable twat. Wild, I know.

block hexbear, lemmygrad, and lemmy.ml. And any user named “UniversalMonk” on any instance. You’ll thank me later.

Sure, but that content could go elsewhere where you can actually criticize China without catching a ban. And if those communities choose not to, that’s their problem when more and more people decide to block their instance as not worth dealing with.

Immortal, invulnerable, magic.

Magic would probably enable a lot of the other things on that list, and having unlimited time to practice it, you could become a demigod in, to you, no time at all.

I’ve played Helldivers 2 for over 400 hours now, and all of that has been on linux.

Look it up on protondb, there’s some launch options you could try.

oh, that tard’s still around? I blocked him months ago.

I can affirm my experience has been all the better for it, so yes, the rest of the fediverse should throw the Nazi out of the bar.

It might be abandoned/currently broken? I actually just tried making a new account and while that worked, I can’t sign in at all with it on the site – passing the captcha does nothing. On the app, I can sign in, but then nothing ever loads under search, and trying to edit my profile or photos straight up crashes the entire app.

Either it is fantastically broken or it’s just my luck being the way it usually is.

even a broken clock…

that’s kind of a fact of life for some people. Some get lucky, some don’t. Do you think being lucky is a reflection on someone’s character?