Why does this remind me of The Phantom Tollbooth?

Explain how Cocktail and The Firm are pro-cult.

I know a lot of people who went to see Avatar, I don’t know a soul who went to see the second one.

And how many people in the world will use that? eight?

If all I’m doing is looking at your catalog, it should work in a mobile browser. That way if I - a Tarheel - find myself in the midwest, I can go “does Menards have 1/4-20 hanger bolts?”

I’ll install an app if it runs mainly on my phone, like a media player or a calculator or maybe even a file viewer. Mobile games…that ship has sunk, frankly.

I’ll allow it on character limited platforms like SMS or Twitter.

Require Microsoft to distribute competing browsers in the Microsoft store.

I can install Firefox, Chromium etc. from my distro’s package manager. I don’t open a web browser to install software. You still do that on Windows because Microsoft has a financial incentive to keep competitors out of their store, so their store sucks.

Yeah my phone is in this stage, so I mostly charge it wirelessly now.

Toilets are effective at pushing shit, piss and vomit into the sewer while preventing sewer gases from entering your home, and they also double as chairs when not in excremental use. You can also use a toilet to repair the mental defects of a billionaire if you drop it from high enough, I don’t think toilet paper functions in that way.

Yeah up until a couple years ago my state had a requirement that any business that made more than 70% of its income from sales of alcohol were required to be private clubs with memberships. Which is why so many bars and pool halls had a dusty clipboard with “guest sign-in sheets” near the door that everyone ignored. Like many things, this didn’t survive the pandemic.

I like my coffee FrEsH.

Well I can definitely say the word “former” is the only worthwhile word in this entire post.

“I hate and avoided the word ‘constipation.’ We have occasional irregularity.” No, you’re just full of shit.

Dox the superintendent.

Zero tolerance is how you market abdication of responsibility to dipshit parents. “We have a zero tolerance policy” means “We do not value your children, especially the boys. We’re itching for a reason to throw them in the trash.”

That’s a tough one because I’m currently surrounded by computers and tools. I’m within reach of my smart phone, one of my laptops, I’m typing this on my desktop PC, I’m within reach of three multitools, a power drill, and my away mission tool bag. So I think I’ll give a cop out answer and go with “The several thousand liters of air filling the room.”

See, if you’re in the room I think you’re in, I think I would vote for the toilet.

Actually can happen if the little ampule is misaligned in the housing. Easy to test for, turn the level around, if it reads level one way but not another it’s not a good level. Relatedly: Don’t buy spirit levels or measuring tools at Harbor Freight.

Satisfactory can be downright gorgeous, and it’s a test of the hardware. I saw elsewhere in the thread your specs are a Ryzen 7700x, 32GB of RAM and a Radeon 7700xt. I have a similar built, but with a 7900GRE instead, I run Fedora KDE on this box. I’d be interested in comparing notes.

Only 50? IIRC that’s a marked improvement from recent previous years.

I could fix this. Grill the onion in a little butter with some garlic salt and pepper, add some center cut bacon, go with either a mild cheddar or maybe a Colby jack, slice it thin and layer it through so it melts a bit and you’ve got yourself something.