Still love the truck!

Very well, you may seize the Beanis of Production

If you guarantee One Beanis Per Household, does that count as a maximum number of Beanis’s allowed? Are you going to take my hard earned Beanis with your Big Beanis Spoon and just give it to some freeloader?

And on the side of the van is a painting of Lenin overlooking a moonlit sea with a Chinese Dragon flying overhead

That’s why I’m going to name my firstborn Gulag Guillotine

Plus any communication with the executives of any business outside a televised hearing should carry the same penalties.

Part 1

America’s Next Top Hitler

Can’t enjoy in shell mixed nuts anymore, because of wokeness (my body developing a hazelnut allergy)

Also Shrek

It’s a small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

Only comrades should be allowed to have the cool looking ones, since they are they only ones who can be trusted with them

No direct cost to taxpayers, I wouldn’t put it past them to pull some shit like borrowing the money from a third party (who just happens to be the chief’s cousin), then using the taxpayer funds to pay back the borrowed money (with a steep interest rate). The purchase only used taxpayer funds indirectly, the third party gets a nice chunk of said taxpayer money, and the department gets to put out this little bit of feel-goodery propaganda. Everybody wins!

If you become a Powerwolf fan you get to dress up like priests, nuns, werewolves, vampires, 90’s goths, or just whatever you feel like, and get to listen to some pretty darn awesome music

If they’re not interested in being the Republican party, by heck we will just have to be the Republicans instead!

Goon on Me

Goon This Way

Telegoon

Gooner Face

The Edge of Goony

Goon It Out

Psychogoonal

Before I Goon

Wait and Goon (Goon and Bleed)

People = Goon

Just one?

I would do kind of a reverse Bill and Ted, where instead of collecting historical figures and bring them to the present, I would take my assembled crew farther into the past. I’m thinking I would pick up people like Marx, Lenin, Mao, you know, the fun crew, and bring them farther back to a time where we (I say we but honestly I would be about as much use as Bill or Ted with them) could avert the capitalist hellscape that exists today. As for when we would land I’m not quite sure, but I’m thinking if we could mobilize a people’s collective sometime during the 1000-1400 range we could prevent most of the tragedies that combining the Industrial Revolution with capitalism caused, and be in a much better position to either solve or even avoid the ecological and climatological (if that’s a real word) issues that face the modern world.

Since it says “19 million players” it might be including people who played it for free on Gamepass