I imagine cleaning up after “beep beep chair” Captain Pike wasn’t a popular job either.

Bitty! Bitty is one of my favourite cats-that-aren’t-my-cats :)

Lemmy user says anyone who doesn’t quit being CEO of Meta is ‘guillotine signaling’

The basics are pretty self-explanatory to Britons, but:

• Which type of beans is it?
• Does it have to have a tomato sauce?
• Did you know you can put melted cheese on it?
• Did you know that beans were good for your heart, but the more you eat, the more you fart?
• How many servings are made per year?
• If you put all those servings end-to-end, how far would it go?
• Okay, but what’s that in double-decker buses or olympic swimming pools?
• Does anyone outside the UK eat it, or similar meals?
• Who invented it? Where?
• Did you know that in London, they don’t have bread, so they have beans on eels instead? (citation needed)

Plenty of info/questions/facts to be found.

Enemies of humanity and the Earth.

Cast them both into the sea.

It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get “free electricity”.

For anyone missing the reference, this is a Sontaran from Dr Who:

I think I must use them wrong.

My categories are mostly used to organise by where they’re installed - so Desktop, Laptop, Steam Deck Internal, Steam Deck SD Card 1, SD Card 2 etc. If I want to play that game, where’s it already installed?

The only category that relates to the games content is “wheel games” which is driving games that work well with wheel/pedals/gearstick.

Very similar aims to Elon Musk? But isn’t that this guy?:
Elon Musk tweets probed by UK counter-extremism unit as alarm raised over risk to Britain

It’s a good start. Maybe they could also look at people who “have very similar aims”
Feddit.uk - Reform UK councillors resign in protest over Nigel Farage

In the American special forces branch of the Navy, you receive extra Sausages, Eggs And Lard (S.E.A.L) in your rations, so these people are called “Seals”.

Obviously, after a few years of eating so much extra greasy food, they’re no longer capable of participating in military operations, so tend to retire and write books about what they did at work.

I think that’s correct anyway - don’t quote me on it.

Nah, Greg is just short for Gregory - it’s not a common name any more, but it’s definitely a real name.

Of course, I come from the honourable line of the great family of Pretendname blah blah history books, 1066, Norman Conquest you know.

Of course, it’s pronounced “Pretnam”.

“Perhaps the honourable lady would consider repositioning the ‘cease and desist letter’ about her person, perhaps so as to protect it from sunlight?”

i.e shove it where the sun doesn’t shine

Option d) someone needed searches for “illegal” and “Badenoch” to point at something not related to Tory leader Kemi Badenoch.

[Edit] Like those weird “news” articles from a few years ago about Boris Johnson’s hobby being “painting model buses”, to deflect from other Boris/Bus related news.

I think it’s meant to be a young John Lennon, though oddly it says “jelly” (American word for jam) whilst showing jam and toast and spells “favourite” in the American manner, so I guess it’s an American comic about a British band?

Sadly, you can no longer visit Bempton’s #1 Tourist Attraction: “The Pornographic Caves of Bempton”, as the entrances have been sealed off.

It used to be popular with “urban explorers” - there some photos on this website (some are crudely NSFW): 28dayslater.co.uk - RAF Bempton

That’s called a “clacker” where I come from.

[Edit] That might be a really local dialect term that nobody else understands.

Because of the size difference between humans and tardigrades, it’s hard for tardigrades to attend music lessons and otherwise learn about human musical instruments, so give him a chance, he’s probably trying his best.

Is that Iain Lee, the comedian/TV presenter from about 20 years ago?

(Pictured below, on the left, with Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Ali G)