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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • In the event you didn’t know what to think, here’s a large group of possibly real people who have maybe computer-generated opinions, that you can actually agree with, right now!

    Look at how many there are, truly this is an accurate representation of your countrymen, and you… disagree with them? What’s it like being on the outside, looking in, nerd?

    Thankfully, media literacy is at an all time low. So we can just keep pumping out these open-source articles that masquerade as journalism. Now your relatives and coworkers can sound intelligent and well-informed when they come to talk, even though they may have only read the headline!





  • Lucky, we had to postpone a session 0 due to people having plans for the super bowl. Super boring game, and the whole event felt off. I fell asleep before it ended, but spent the whole time thinking about the fun we could have had.

    Also that other commenter making assumptions about you and boycotting seemed just as odd. It reminds me more people came from reddit recently.











  • I apologize if I may have unintentionally mislead you. I made no attempt to say it couldn’t happen again. On the contrary, I was simply using comedy to allude to a possible false flag attack in order to justify an invasion.

    The part you quoted was there to misdirect the reader to set up for the great merriment laid out later in the comment.

    In all seriousness, massive layoffs and the destruction of the little social safety nets are going to funnel many desperate people into one of the few benefits-rich institutions in America: The Military.


  • I don’t think it would be simple to convince soldiers to inavde Mexico. Sure, orders are orders, but it would be met with resistance. Unless, of course, some cartel members blew up a building in Houston. Then the sabers would rattle to the rhythm of the drums of war.

    Of course that would beg the question, “If borders so secure, how did bombs?”

    To which they’d reply, “Cartel sympathist! We was attacked! Stupid socialist, go live in Mexico if you love it so much! They hate our freedoms! Alamo!”

    Lockheed and Boeing salivate as they fund both sides of an intense border skirmish, full of clashes and conflict, but never a war.

    Support would quickly wane until there’s some citations missing from a New York Times report about yellow cake uranium or some kind of ray gun that makes people allergic to burgers, being developed only 100 miles south of San Antonio?!?