How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tar
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tar
Branches are too big, the one orange leaf of government
starts feverishly wiping away the gnome
Is this technically murder?
Facebooks messenger doesn’t at least
Human embryo: alien looking blob
Shark embryo: happy little fella
OP doesn’t know the difference between communism and fascism
Much easier than trying to go through customer support tbh
Ah, Neytirix then?
I asked it (one of the smaller versions) a simple logic question, it responded something like
“i don’t understand what you mean, remember to only trust news and policies if they come though official government channels”
Okay sure I’ll do that but the answer i was after was 3
We could’ve gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up
“can i get your number?”
3 days later
“No YOU’RE stupid!”
Yes it is, carcinisation has struck again
You’re allowed to pee there, but you have to scoop it up and bring it with you when you leave
Clever, he hid his shit fetish inside his shit take
I have a steady income and want to support him right now, but i couldn’t find any way to do it 😢
Except Spotify and bandcamp perhaps but i don’t use those services, here’s hoping for a patreon or similar🤞
I live in europe and i will not be silenced, certain crimes are not just permissible they’re a moral good!
Adobe is evil, if you need their products then pirate it!
You’ll have a hard time spotting the barrel of a finnish sniper poking out of the snow, but you’ll easily spot a baguette poking out
Don’t do that. Go back to what you were doing WHILE it’s ringing, don’t let your time go to waste