I’d get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.

It’s actually a defense I’ve heard before. Just like a stripper in 10in platform heels isn’t going to do well on that test either

If the Borg ever watch The Matrix, the galaxy is theirs.

A rare SFW Oglaf.

…except for the fact that that flatbear was balls discs deep in that guy.

12 straight hours of drinking

Yeah, you pushed it.

Nope, it says “express purpose” meaning that my doomsday machine is legal because it’s purpose is to… Uhh… Make snow cones! The earthquakes and volcanoes are just a side effect.

Shark Bites fruit snacks. Made by General Mills.

The startup sound on my computer in the 90’s was “Warning: Incoming Game.”

I would counter & say Diablo 2 is the better game for expanding on everything that the original did & making it better by adding more.

Diablo is also the first game I can think of with a paid expansion. Hellfire was a 3rd party created add-on to put more content into the game. If you want to talk about creating a “genre”, that’s the conversation to have.

Perfect Dark was peak multiplayer experience on the N64, but trying to go back and play now is terrible…

Split screen games run at like 15 frames a second and I wonder how I put so many hours into it.

Goodbye

Indiana is the same, rear only, no inspections. Our counties are numbered by alphabetical order and that number is on the plate to differentiate, but the plates are the same.

Regarding the lightsaber battles, it makes sense.

Prequels- full Jedi school teaching people how to fight, battles are big & elaborate.

OG trilogy: Vader was a Jedi, but 68% of him is droid parts so not quite as flashy as he used to be. Luke was taught by an actual Jedi, so he knows some stuff but he never went through school to learn things properly.

Sequels: I found a lightsaber & I’m gonna cosplay a Jedi! The only one with any actual training was Kylo, and he got expelled from school before he learned everything.

Comparing Democrats to Trump is the panic.

Curled up in a ball in the back of my Wrangler.

After working a 20hr shift, I got home reached in the back to get my backpack and couldn’t quite reach. Crawled out of the seat to grab it and woke up 6 hours later disoriented af.

Sleep is one of the few things that put a dent in mine. When I started seeing Auras on people it was a sign to go to sleep in the next hour or so or face the weight of the cosmos right behind my left eye.

Right on top of that, Rose!

Damn… It’s been awhile since I audibly “What the Fuck”-ed at something I saw on the Internet.

Bravo.

Yeah! Practice safe… Whatever the fuck this is!