Saved you a click (or embarrassment of not knowing what one looks like from the thumbnail)

It’s the tardigrade.

I don’t care about anyone’s hair. Maybe you misread my comment? You can sub in any action performatively done in response to a “no”.

Your misreading of my comment is toddler core.

Anybody (of any gender) that perfomatively does something solely out of spite is toddler core.

“My girlfriend told me she doesn’t like mullets so I got a mullet lol”

“My dad says I’m not allowed a tattoo so now I want one even more!”

Toddler core.

I swapped to brown rice from white, found that I wasn’t getting sleepy 2 hours later anymore.

Good point, corrected.

What’s not in their jeans is probably in their genes.

Key word is “state mandated”, only the state of Victoria was locked down, I think COVID barely scratched the other states. I also lived in NZ at the time, and as you recall, we barely got COVID and I spent 2020 and 2021 skiing and partying. Thanks to clever leadership, not seen in the US at the time.

As for UK healthcare, I quickly researched where Australia stacked up in the world and by most metrics, the UK was overwhelmingly the best. Unlike the weirdly propagandized Americans, I don’t have to do weird mental gymnastics to try and force my country at the top. I can accept facts.

We keep up with the mortgage because the minimum wage here is $16USD.

The average Australian citizen pays $17,000 in taxes as opposed to $14,000 for seppos.

For that, I know myself and all my fellow Australians will never be crippled with medical debt, as going to the hospital is always free. We have the second best health care in the world, right next to the UK.

Us Aussies like to look out for each other, rather than you individualistic, seemingly selfish yanks.

I’m more privy to “_fireFox” when declaring my browser.

PNW?

Damn, $3.50USD gets you a flat white/cappuccino/latte here, I don’t know if you’d find pour over coffee. And people here are upset at THAT cost, with home espresso machines taking off accordingly. I’m surprised Americans drink so much coffee at that price.

Wait what’s the joke

$5USD for a coffee, is that normal? Is that inclusive of a tip? Here in Australia Id leave the register if they tried charging me more than $3USD, and we don’t have a tipping culture (thank god).

*mass Mac

I dunno, I’m kinda of two minds. On one hand, it’s definitely good to know the breadth of the LGBT+ community, for further policy decisions and what have you - ALL info is good info.

On the other hand, what business does the government have knowing what I do in the privacy of my bedroom? Aside from the legal aspects of sexuality which I believe are fairly equal now (marriage laws, adoption laws etc), why do they wanna know who I’m blasting nuts into?

Ooh I’ll be showing off my booth! I got a spot in the indie section for my Musical comedy RPG Game Over, but as a solo dev it’s a bit nerve racking. If you come find me and mention Lemmy I’ll give you whatever merch I have. If I don’t have merch I might have to give you the computer or something, just to keep my word.

Add vitamin D to your mix.

Australia stopped funding vitamin D blood checks because EVERYONE IS DEFICIENT and thus were a waste of time.

Everybody should try making their own baked beans at least once. Buy navy beans from a market ($7 AUD a kilo at mine), and follow this recipe. They’re nicer, cheaper and healthier than the canned variety, plus you can edit whatever you like. I add chillies, onions, and nutritional yeast. Mine lasted at least 5 days in the fridge, they didn’t get a chance to hang around longer.

I’ll still show up late

I find I often have to stop for a moment and imagine her life up until the sniper shot. Like, you and I have ONE life, and it’s EVERYTHING, and this girl’s went dark for the remainder of the universe.

so when you chop someone you can say “screw you”