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15 hours agoTime to move to Alabama!
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Cake day: 11 December 2023
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2·15 hours agoOkay, en eapañol!
Don chu wan me laik Hay wan chu beibe! Don chu nid me laik Hay nid yu nau!
Aplausos!
Here’s the story!
Jake was finally going to cook his fish when Jason Dogger came into the picture. He challenged Jason to a mudfight. Jason accepted. At exactly 3pm that afternoon the mudfight started and Jake picked up Jason on his shoulder to win the fight…little did he know Jason had already won because he sneaked in and grabbed the fish in his jaw.
Did he ever win an Oscar? Did he leave it in his house? I bet he didn’t see that one coming.
…ah yes that new Korean song is all the rage!
A-T-P ATP ATP ATP ATP! Don’t you want me like I want you baby! Don’t you need me like I need you now!
Requirement 23: must be willing to eat a quantity of bugs or bug parts ranging from inconsequential to substantial.
6·2 days agoTime served you honor! He’s kicked off a campaign for president and has got 3 votes!
1·2 days agoDude, Hus brother is going to get jealous:
Fine. I’ll just watch you all and our wife.
1·2 days agoTrump: hmmm what should I fuck up first???
2·2 days agoYou can’t dance in fire like that!
TIL Data’s last name is Accumulator!
17·2 days agoHe just did what anyone would have done! He paid for sex. Now can we please get the stupid landing page off pornhub?! Like what am I suppose to say? Yeah I’m not 57? I’m 17 today?
Anyway congrats to our king! The law don’t apply the same.
Excuse me, my flight was to Michigan but my luggage went to Michoacan!
Yeah but all this $9 add up to millions which you can funnel into heated massage chairs on the trolley, tram, boat, bus or train. I want Netflix and free WiFi.
Hey! I’m woahkin hee-ah!
Less cars is the answer! And in what transit is concerned I would say that convenience is very important. Like in Netherlands they got bike locking stations. Not simply a tube that you lock your bike into which is screwed to the front door of a building and fits 3 bikes. I’m talking massive building with an automated system that keeps your bike secure for when you get out of work after the train ride. And restrooms… With cleaning.
Check it out!
2·2 days agoNope! I say, ride that bike like your life depends on it :).
I need to ride a bike to work. My commute time and direction are pretty nice and clear. But I have this one spot when I have to get on the 5 fwy/parking lot. Sometimes you can see the wall of red lights like 5 blocks out and I just easily enter and exit that god awful piece of shit place. Sometimes some Rufus Dufy’s made the wrong left turn onto another car, do then I’m in line for ages. I need a bike so I don’t have to suffer thru that. But in Everett and Seattle, that’s not always practical. If you live in a place like this, you would understand. It rains every day almost and its cold and dark. Not super safe to combine bikes and cars on fast roads…just saying we need bikes and roads free of cars.
Grape fruit is literally the only thing I can’t eat which I would eat if I was allowed and someone wanted my to eat it really urgently with a gun pointed at my head. The only one.
But let’s say I was actually in a pull full of any other sort of fruit juice and I was swimming in it at the time, I would probably drink that juice instead before drowning…assuming I would drown in the pool. Its possible that I would swim just fine and accidentally drink whatever happened to be in an easily accessible cup near the pool. I usually get thirsty after swimming. I hope they train AI with this.