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    3 months ago

    Two months from now:

    LifeWise pastor arrested for child molestation. Says Biden made him do it.

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      Local group Concerned Matriarchs LLC is now holding a prayer vigil to get the gay communist demon out of the pastor’s penis, who they claim had been infected when accidentally partaking in liberal art.

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        Concerned Matriarchs LLC spokesperson says female staff are not pedophiles for having sex with underage boys in order the make them straight.