Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • @boredtortoiseEnglish
    9•10 days ago

    Too confusing for computer smh

    Apologies for the oversight. Let’s adjust the woke meal plan accordingly:

    Woke Meal Plan (Revised):

    • Breakfast: Avocado toast with quinoa sprinkles (Approx. 350 calories
    • Snack: Apple slices with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)
    • Lunch: Quinoa salad with chickpeas, mixed greens, and avocado (Approx. 450 calories)
    • Snack: Hummus with carrot sticks (Approx. 150 calories)
    • Dinner: Tofu stir-fry with a side of non-dairy milk (Approx. 400 calories)

    Total calories: Approximately 1550 calories

    “appy slicey not woke”

    Snack: Sliced cucumber with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)