Narrator :
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a pig should be able to fly. Its wings are too small and its body is, well, a bit porky. The pig, of course, flies anyway because pigs don’t care what humans think is impossible…

Wilbur (looking in the mirror) :
Pink, curly tail. Pink, curly tail. Pink, curly tail. Pink, curly tail. Ooh, curly tail and pink! Let’s break the mold a bit.

Oliver :
Wilbur! Breakfast time!

Wilbur :
Coming! Got your slop-bucket special ready?

Oliver :
Ofc!! Your favorite, LemmyShitPost is on the table already.

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    He was also slaughtered for his delicious belly meat.