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minus-squarecumskin_genocidelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down4·5 months agoBecause you touch yourself at night
minus-squareoptissima@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·5 months agoHow else does one sleep? Not touching yourself??
minus-squarecumskin_genocidelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down2·5 months agoI sleep in a big bed with my wife
minus-squareoptissima@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·5 months agoI hope your imaginary friend dismembers you every night so you don’t touch yourself in any way.
Because you touch yourself at night
How else does one sleep? Not touching yourself??
I sleep in a big bed with my wife
I hope your imaginary friend dismembers you every night so you don’t touch yourself in any way.
You liberals are so violent
Tf here’s a liberal.