• FlihpFlorp
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    14 days ago

    Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar

    Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable

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      14 days ago

      Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That’s a tough call.

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        14 days ago

        Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the…

        Hold on, someone’s at my door. Brb

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        14 days ago

        Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog

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          14 days ago

          I don’t know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment… Hmmm

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                14 days ago

                I am too dumb to people

                Just one of those days

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                  14 days ago

                  It was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You’re absolutely fine.

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                    14 days ago

                    My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mine