• Pistcow
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    5 months ago

    Me girlfriend and I were walking along a beach and just had a bug (big) fight. I attempt to calm myself by buying an ice cream cone. I take one bite and a seagull dive bombed my cone while at the same time sitting (shitting) on my shirt. I absolutely lose my shit, rip off my shirt like Hulk Hogan, and go on an explative filled tirade. I’ve never been mader in my life. I totally get what this guy did.

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