• HonkyTonkWoman
    10·
    2 months ago

    If you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.

    • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
      31·
      2 months ago

      Does it come out your mouth though, that’s the real question

      • HonkyTonkWoman
        1·
        2 months ago

        …I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!

        Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?

        • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
          31·
          2 months ago

          Depends if it’s a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It’s how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb

          • HonkyTonkWoman
            2·
            2 months ago

            Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…

            The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.

            • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
              11·
              2 months ago

              What I don’t understand is that if girls don’t poop, then why don’t they just use urinals

              • HonkyTonkWoman
                2·
                2 months ago

                It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.

                I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.