• HappyTimeHarry
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    1 month ago

    I’m not sure if hes the best choice, I just want to see them trying to come up with insults for an astronaut.

    • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 month ago

      “Complicit in faking the moon landing/covering up the Flat Earth™” are the obvious ones. “Space cadet” always a classic. These, being the low-hanging fruit, I think will be the ones we’ll see the most going forward, but I’d still like to throw my hat in the ring:

      “An astronaut? You mean those guys that get off on flying their little rockets out of the atmosphere so they can breathe bottled air for a week? Like some sort of oxygen cuck?

      (obviously this implies a repubican pundit using the word “atmosphere” in a complete sentence, so I think we’re safe)