jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 1 month agoFox host demands video of JD Vance having sex with a couchwww.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square187fedilinkarrow-up1700arrow-down119
arrow-up1681arrow-down1external-linkFox host demands video of JD Vance having sex with a couchwww.lgbtqnation.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square187fedilink
minus-squareMoobythegoldensocklinkfedilinkarrow-up69·1 month agoHey guys, it’s time to mature up and admit that Vance probably did not have sex with a couch. He made love to it. Also, the couch was totally asking for it.
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 month agoYou know the couch was into it… When the couch doesn’t want it, nature has ways of just shutting all that down.
minus-squareMoobythegoldensocklinkfedilinkarrow-up22·edit-21 month agoI heard the couch was dressed like a total loveseat, and wasn’t even wearing a cover.
minus-squareNfamwap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoLets call it what it is, folks. It was rape. He raped that couch. Just because the couch had a suggestively placed throw, doesn’t make it OK.
minus-squarecultsuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoThe couch was asking for it, wearing that slip cover!
minus-squarechemicalprophetlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 month agoIf the couch didn’t want fucked why was it wearing those sexy cushions?!!
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoShowing off it’s legs. Disgusting.
minus-squareGot_Bent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoToo bad it wasn’t a bed because then we could talk about how short the bed skirt was.
minus-squareVantaBrandon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoIt was totally consensual -The couch
Hey guys, it’s time to mature up and admit that Vance probably did not have sex with a couch.
He made love to it. Also, the couch was totally asking for it.
You know the couch was into it… When the couch doesn’t want it, nature has ways of just shutting all that down.
I heard the couch was dressed like a total loveseat, and wasn’t even wearing a cover.
Lets call it what it is, folks. It was rape. He raped that couch. Just because the couch had a suggestively placed throw, doesn’t make it OK.
The couch was asking for it, wearing that slip cover!
If the couch didn’t want fucked why was it wearing those sexy cushions?!!
Showing off it’s legs. Disgusting.
Too bad it wasn’t a bed because then we could talk about how short the bed skirt was.
It was totally consensual
-The couch