• Ænima
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    2 months ago

    I mean the GOP National Convention took down Grindr in the area, or something, so yeah. Also, I guess some nobody had sex with a couch.

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      2 months ago

      Someone needs to make a Grindr profile with a couch as the 'person" and see how many messages JD & friends send it. Or maybe we got it all wrong, it was the glove he was horny for and the couch was just the holder. Gives new meaning to the phrase “no glove, no love”.

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        2 months ago

        Maybe the glove was his glove and he had a weird dick or something. 5-fingers of dingly death!