• littlecolt
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    1 month ago

    Ah, I see you have met my countrymen. I’m in St. Louis, so I escaped the accent that is prevalent in the center of the state.

    Er, I mean, yes. Here in Mizurrah, we talk like that. now i have to go warsh my car before I go drive on highway farty-far.

    • GiuseppeAndTheYeti@midwest.social
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      Fucking liar. No one washes their car before driving on 44. Now if you said you were going to get a ball peen hammer and put a few cracks in the windshield of your Nissan Altima, some heavy dents in the body, remove the quarter panel on the passenger side, and smash in one of the two headlights…then I would believe you. But you would also need to be driving with a temp tag and merge without looking while going 87 in a 55.