• Gork
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    1 month ago

    Go play the Borderlands shooters. Go watch six-hour gameplay videos of it on YouTube. Go get several chlamydia tests back to back. Every one of those options are far more useful and far, far less painful than this.

    Ouch lol

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      The entire review was more brutal than a cannibal corpse concert. Like, my feelings hurt, and I wasn’t even interested in the movie, much less involved in it.