If you eat broken biscuits, standing up, between midnight and breakfast AND nobody sees you eat it you will be in serious negative calore territory. You need to be careful, the sudden weight loss caused could be dangerous. Best to balance it out by publicly scoffing a whole cheesecake for breakfast, while sitting down.
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Loophole!
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I believe food consumed standing up also contains no calories.
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If you eat broken biscuits, standing up, between midnight and breakfast AND nobody sees you eat it you will be in serious negative calore territory. You need to be careful, the sudden weight loss caused could be dangerous. Best to balance it out by publicly scoffing a whole cheesecake for breakfast, while sitting down.
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